Alternate Endings #1: The Last Song


Want to know what Alternate Endings is all about? Read up on it here and then read the review!

The Last Song is the most recent written work from Nicholas Sparks, the notoriously weepy-driven author who is probably incapable of writing something that doesn't have anything to do with chastity-wearing promise ring characters declaring their love for one another, followed swiftly by the news of their family/themselves being stricken with cancer.

Scripting the film adaptation at the same time as writing the accompanying book, Sparks authored the part of the lead teenage tearaway girl, Ronnie, with Miley Cyrus in mind to play her. And what the man wants, the man gets. Through this, The Last Song was born.


*Spoiler central. Doubt any of you will care when it comes to this film, though. 


Shame


To be reliant on something to get you through a day, a week, a month or even years is horrible. Like every other human being,  I have my shit days, but I am also thankful enough to have been surrounded by people and situations that haven't driven me towards abusing my uses of drugs and alcohol. I've been kept grounded so far, for the most part.

The sad reality is that there area a lot of people who, for whatever reason, go down the road of needing something to keep them going, and it is a tragedy. Everyone should be able to go about their lives without the need of an addiction to lead them, which, in turn, makes them in a worse state for it. Though I haven't been one of those people, I come across it on a daily basis with people that I care about, whether those people are family, friends or otherwise.

I've always had problems with believing addiction-related stories in certain films that have the tendency - particularly when dealing with a drug user/s - to blow everything out of proportion. Seeing Steve McQueen and Michael Fassbender's previous 2008 collaboration, Hunger, I had an inkling that Shame was going to be a very tender portrayal of a lost, struggling and lonely person.

All I can say for the moment is I am glad I put myself through Shame and got out on the other side because this is a needle-in-a-haystack watch.

*Serious spoilers ahead. 

Disney Heroes and Heroines Part 2

Following my first part to the Disney Heroes and Heroines list I found myself compiling, here is a TOTALLY FACTUAL second round of all the films that Walt Disney didn't have any say in (he died in 1966), up until the year before the Renaissance Period kicked in.

The death of Walt had many people questioning the future of the quality of Disney's features, and though they did have a couple of dodgy misturns along with some fucking dire live action shit, there were definitely a couple of classics to sift through.


Inevitable spoilers ahead, and the numbering of characters is in no particular order (it is also a continuation of the previous list).

7x7 Link Award

First off, thanks to Stevee and Nikhat for passing this award on to me - pretty straight forward and fun doing it, so I definitely can't complain!

Here we go with the rules, then:

- Tell everyone something that no one else knows about you.

- Link to one of the posts that I personally think best fits the following categories: Most Beautiful Piece, Most Helpful Piece, Most Popular Piece, Most Controversial Piece, Most Surprisingly Successful Piece, Most Underrated Piece, and Most Pride-Worthy Piece


Tell everyone something that no one else knows about you: I can't think of anything that you guys don't know about me that would even be worth mentioning, dodgy and all. (And there is plenty of dodgy things to speak of.)

I'll stick with the whole artistic theme, and speak of a couple of projects I have on the go that I probably won't end up talking about on Feminising Film, since they don't really have anything to do with film, unfortunately.  Some of those projects include comic related goings-on, who my friend, Katie (she can be found here and here), is drawing and I am writing, along with a scripted TV show series (another collaboration with a  friend), and the most recent occurrences - a possible art collective, and working on my brother's music label. In-between that, I am doing my fictional short story writings - which is my main love if any of you guys didn't know - and the EastEnders: E20 Writers School. Busy times, indeed

Okay, moving onto the other categories in this award, with my lack of posts becoming quite prominent (the craziness that kick-started in my life again since I posted the post about posting more - bad timing - combating my laziness when I do have a few minutes in the day ain't good, I tells ya!), I've managed to scan through the reviews, articles and ramblings I do have uploaded, and selected posts for the following categories:

Most Beautiful Piece: I've never considered anything that I've written to be beautiful. Depressing, yes, but beautiful, no. The one that I has buzzed around my head a bit when thinking about what to put into this category is my unabashed love for My Own Private Idaho. It's been a while since I wrote that post - nearly a year, in fact - but my love for Idaho is still going strong, and since I wrote that article, I have watched the film more times than I'd probably like to mention here....

Most Helpful Piece: Like the former category, I was a little stumped on this one. On thought, though, I'd like to go for my rant about the white-washed casting in Akira. I think this was a surprise turn in direction for the blog, and something I really enjoyed writing. I always like to make people aware of topical issues in relation to art and what have you, and I think that post really hit it on the nail. Was also good to get out some of my frustration about REMAKING ONE OF THE BEST FILMS OF ALL TIME.

Most Popular Piece: Weirdly, my introductory post has the most comments out of everything I've posted. But there were a lot more conversations going on there than in other reviews/articles, which have more different people commenting, but less continuations of conversations. (If any of that makes sense...). Views wise, My Childhood, Feminist Hero: Trinity and my She's the Man review are riding high out of everything else on Feminising Film. Down to the photos, I'd imagine.

Most Controversial Piece: Possibly the article I wrote about The Guardian critic, Danny Leigh, and his odd reasoning for thinking James Franco wouldn't be able to pull off playing Allen Gingsberg because he looked nothing like him. Ridiculous, I know. Or my Bridesmaids review, because everyone else loved that shit, and I didn't.

Most Surprisingly Successful Piece: Stumped on this one, too. I really can't think of anything that has been surprisingly successful. I'm going to go a little bit crazy and say that I am surprised by the success of the whole blog, really. The fact that people still stick around and comment when I eventually get round to posting something is so sweet!

Most Underrated Piece: Probably go with White-washed Cinema: Akira or a review I did way back in the early days of the blog for the film Love Like Poison. Underrated film, as well.

Most Pride-Worthy piece: God, this is a toughie, isn't it? I've mentioned it before, but this category definitely goes to My Childhood, Feminist Hero: Trinity. Took a lot to write about my slightly borderline obsessive love with Trinity, but I did it, and it is still one of my favourite things on Feminising Film. I should really do more shit like that.

Right, now time to pass this award on:

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Bonjour Tristesse 

Girl on Gore

Inspired Ground

The Velvet Café

The Smoking Pen

to the escape hatch!

(Sorry if any of you guys have been sent the award! Tried to get blogs in that hadn't been sent the award, but might have failed on that front.)